A Khmer joke my girlfriend told that was told to her as a child:
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When monkeys and tigers connect, the outcome is rarely this cute. |
A tiger and a monkey are together in the jungle when they
learn of an emergency requiring their immediate attention. Because tigers naturally run
faster than monkeys, they decide to tie their tails together so they may run at
the same swift, feline speed.
They set off and immediately the monkey is all flailing
limbs as he is helplessly dragged behind the tiger over the rugged tropical
terrain. 10 to 15 minutes later, the duo reaches their destination, but the
monkey is lifeless; his eyes and mouth in a permanent gape.
Mission
accomplished, the panting tiger thinks, as he looks back at the monkey, but he is furious at what
he sees. “What is wrong with you?” says the tiger. “That was far, and
we were running so fast. I am exhausted.”
The monkey remains motionless, mouth
and eyes still pried open.
“And look at you!” - the tiger is fed up at this point - “just
lying there in laughing like this is all so funny."
Soon to be followed by humor in a similar form, by me…